num = 101 r = Math.floor(Math.random() * num) var msgs = new Array(num) msgs[0] = "Have you ever eaten a frog?" msgs[1] = "Have you ever fallen off a cliff?" msgs[2] = "Have you ever tripped over your own feet?" msgs[3] = "Have you ever eaten haggis?" msgs[4] = "Have you ever given birth?" msgs[5] = "Have you ever owned a building?" msgs[6] = "Have you ever eaten paper?" msgs[7] = "Have you ever stepped on a nail?" msgs[8] = "Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly?" msgs[9] = "Have you ever kissed a pig?" msgs[10] = "Have you ever puked on the bus?" msgs[11] = "Have you ever eaten dirt?" msgs[12] = "Have you ever pulled someone's hair?" msgs[13] = "Have you ever pushed a cart up a steep hill?" msgs[14] = "Have you ever cloned yourself?" msgs[15] = "Have you ever visited the future?" msgs[16] = "Have you ever built a time machine?" msgs[17] = "Have you ever met your doppelganger?" msgs[18] = "Have you ever punched someone?" msgs[19] = "Have you ever quit a job?" msgs[20] = "Have you ever run over something?" msgs[21] = "Have you ever bled on the carpet?" msgs[22] = "Have you ever eaten a MoonPie?" msgs[23] = "Have you ever eaten something blindfolded?" msgs[24] = "Have you ever kicked a tree?" msgs[25] = "Have you ever planted a tree?" msgs[26] = "Have you ever been to all seven continents?" msgs[27] = "Have you ever confused a dream with real life?" msgs[28] = "Have you ever stolen something when you had the cash?" msgs[29] = "Have you ever thought you were somewhere you weren't?" msgs[30] = "Have you ever confused the cardinal directions?" msgs[31] = "Have you ever worked retail?" msgs[32] = "Have you ever pawned something?" msgs[33] = "Have you ever invested in the stock market?" msgs[34] = "Have you ever bought something that cost more than $5,000?" msgs[35] = "Have you ever bought something that cost more than $100,000?" msgs[36] = "Have you ever eaten candy off the ground?" msgs[37] = "Have you ever snuck food to your pet?" msgs[38] = "Have you ever played \"have you ever\"?" msgs[39] = "Have you ever built your own computer?" msgs[40] = "Have you ever read any of these books?" msgs[41] = "Have you ever set up a wireless router?" msgs[42] = "Have you ever seen the movie High Fidelity?" msgs[43] = "Have you ever seen the ocean?" msgs[44] = "Have you ever been stung by a small animal?" msgs[45] = "Have you ever broken a bone?" msgs[46] = "Have you ever skipped a stone?" msgs[47] = "Have you ever auditioned for a TV show?" msgs[48] = "Have you ever realized you're not doing it right?" msgs[49] = "Have you ever accidentally eaten metal?" msgs[50] = "Have you ever been to my website?" msgs[51] = "Have you ever programmed your graphing calculator?" msgs[52] = "Have you ever named a pet or router after a fictional character?" msgs[53] = "Have you ever gotten perfect attendance?" msgs[54] = "Have you ever color-coded your notes?" msgs[55] = "Have you ever indexed and cataloged a personal collection or hobby?" msgs[56] = "Have you ever designed your own puzzle and had it laser-cut by someone online?" msgs[57] = "Have you ever had a dream about Mr. T?" msgs[58] = "Have you ever subscribed to 2600?" msgs[59] = "Have you ever gone to work as your favorite anime character?" msgs[60] = "Have you ever hosted a LAN party in your cubicle and/or bedroom?" msgs[61] = "Have you ever micromanaged someone? (And have you learned your lesson?)" msgs[62] = "Have you ever been involved in marching band or theater?" msgs[63] = "Have you ever worked for the CIA?" msgs[64] = "Have you ever bought comics?" msgs[65] = "Have you ever spoken aloud to your plants and/or computer?" msgs[66] = "Have you ever done something you regretted on Halloween?" msgs[67] = "Have you ever visited a dungeon?" msgs[68] = "Have you ever argued about which phrase, Trekker or Trekkie, best represents the average Trek fan?" msgs[69] = "Have you ever worked for a print media outlet?" msgs[70] = "Have you ever hacked your cellphone, laptop, router, modem, or PDA?" msgs[71] = "Have you ever deliberately voided the warranty on something?" msgs[72] = "Have you ever built something out of LEGOs that towered over you?" msgs[73] = "Have you ever built a robot?" msgs[74] = "Have you ever seen a ghost?" msgs[75] = "Have you ever conducted a seance?" msgs[76] = "Have you ever been in a union?" msgs[77] = "Have you ever done something illegal?" msgs[78] = "Have you ever owned a microscope, telescope, or voltmeter?" msgs[79] = "Have you ever worked in a library?" msgs[80] = "Have you ever been accosted by a vampire?" msgs[81] = "Have you ever made a necklace out of spare computer parts?" msgs[82] = "Have you ever been so deep in thought that you crashed into someone or something?" msgs[83] = "Have you ever taken apart your stereo?" msgs[84] = "Have you ever tormented a Boy Scout? (We're not suggesting this.)" msgs[85] = "Have you ever played sports?" msgs[86] = "Have you ever managed to buy an entire year's wardrobe at the thrift store?" msgs[87] = "Have you ever broken a snow globe?" msgs[88] = "Have you ever broken a mirror? (Let us speak of this no more.)" msgs[89] = "Have you ever gone go-karting?" msgs[90] = "Have you ever interviewed 16 people in one week?" msgs[91] = "Have you ever eaten paste?" msgs[92] = "Have you ever been forced into a compromising position?" msgs[93] = "Have you ever eaten a raw egg? (And would you ever do it again?)" msgs[94] = "Have you ever been on the radio?" msgs[95] = "Have you ever opened for a famous musical artist or group?" msgs[96] = "Have you ever stepped on your cellphone?" msgs[97] = "Have you ever hyperventilated? (Let us speak of this no more.)" msgs[98] = "Have you ever collected something?" msgs[99] = "Have you ever pressed the wrong button at a crucial moment?" msgs[100] = "Have you ever rolled your own game of \"have you ever\"?" document.write(msgs[r] + "
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